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"So you do have a plan?! Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!"
Said by: Jesse Said to: Walt
Breaking Bad Season: 1
Breaking Bad Episode: 7


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"I ask you for a little creativity in the bedroom. A little. A little creativity in the bedroom. A nice dinner at the Olive Garden. And what? I'm asking for the moon, apparently."
Said by: Marie Said to: Hank
Breaking Bad Season: 2
Breaking Bad Episode: Breaking Bad Original Webisode


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Walt: "Castor beans"
Jesse: "So, what are we going to do with them? Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk? Huh? Climb it and escape?"
Walt: "We are going to process them into ricin."
Jesse: "Rice 'n Beans."
Walt: "Ricin. It's an extremely effective poison."
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Said by: Walt and Jesse Said to: Walt and Jesse
Breaking Bad Season: 2
Breaking Bad Episode: 1


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""New Zealand, that’s where they made Lord of the Rings. I say we just move there, yo, and, I mean, you can do your art. Right? Like, you can paint the local castles and s***, and I can be a bush pilot." "
Said by: Jesse
Said to: Jane
Breaking Bad Season: 2
Breaking Bad Episode: 12 "Phoenix"


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" Better call saul!"
Said by: Saul Goodman
Said to: Jessie
Breaking Bad Season: 2
Breaking Bad Episode:



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""When you have children, you will always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man…a man provides. And he does it even when he is not appreciated – or respected…or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it…because he’s a man" "



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"What's the point of being an outlaw if I gotta have responsibilities?"
"Darth Vadar had responsibilities- building the Death Star."
" True Dat! Two of 'em, Yo! "
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Badger
Skinny Pete
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Jesse
Jesse
Breaking Bad Season: 3 Breaking Bad Episode: 9


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"What the hell's this?" asks Jesse looking at the hat Walt hands him.
Walt says, "It's all they had."
"Then you go to another store. If this is all they had, you're in the wrong place!"
Said by: Jesse Said to: Walt
Breaking Bad Season: 1 Breaking Bad Episode: finale


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"No, you clearly don't know who you are talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger Skyler, I AM THE DANGER. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No, I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!"
Said by: Walt Said to: Skyler
Breaking Bad Season: 4 Breaking Bad Episode: 6


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"This is my own private domicile and I will not be harrassed... *****"
Said by: Jesse Said to: Hank
Breaking Bad Season: 3 Breaking Bad Episode: 6


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williamz42 breaking bad rules! 0 May 2 2011, 10:47 PM EDT by williamz42
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Jesse: So what exactly are we building?
Walt: What you said.
Jesse: A robot?!
Walt: No? a battery.
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